Jaws

ok ok I admit it. I'm scared of my toothbrush. I decided to shake off my retro ways and upgrade my good old manual toothbrushing habits to electric ones. What a mistake. Too scary. Initially I didn't know how to use the monster...and I seemed to cover every square inch of tile space in the bathroom with toothpaste and water and severely damage my gums, whilst ensuring that my teeth stayed as dry and unbrushed as when the whole rigmarole started. Each morning and night I would battle through the roller coaster ritual of switch on, load toothpaste, wet brush and bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...what usually happened was chudda chudda bang bang interspersed with shouts of "oh f**k this b&st!!d brush" and the like. Scarlet (after much laughter) gave me the basic rundown of how to actually use one, but for now I have shakily reverted to my faithful old manual toothbrush. Nasty thing modern technology.