scary arachnids

hairy spiders. super creeps. I love autumn, except for the 8-legged problem, when all the evil arachnids decide to come out of the garden and into the houses. Biggest fattest meanest ugliest hairiest of beasts appeared on a wall a few nights ago. It was ginormously massive - the size of a dinner plate - with equally proportioned body and legs. I shudder to think of it even now. Yeeeeuuuurrrgh. My sharp intake of breath and subsequent non-silent scream could be heard for kilometers and kilometers.